Comments on: I Am Not a Professional

By: D...

D... — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:13:51 +0000

I do not cut my hair. Ever. I had a tragic bang experience in 11th grade. I also never cut my kids’ hair. Ever. I gave my daughter a tragic bang experience when she was 2. I hung up my scissors after that.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:28:08 +0000

THAT PICTURE AT THE BOTTOM IS SO CUTE

By: Mama Smurf

Mama Smurf — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:33:45 +0000

I feel ya dawg. My mom permed my hair too…once. She, however, learned from her 1st BIG mistake…I’m sorry yours didn’t.

PS ~ Ann Taylor Loft is my home away from home. 75% of my wardrobe comes from that store.

By: Mama Smurf

Mama Smurf — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:33:44 +0000

I feel ya dawg. My mom permed my hair too…once. She, however, learned from her 1st BIG mistake…I’m sorry yours didn’t.

PS ~ Ann Taylor Loft is my home away from home. 75% of my wardrobe comes from that store.

By: Valarie Lea

Valarie Lea — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:06:00 +0000

Brestfeeding while grocery shopping? Now that is good. All the skills you listed I think are much more important than the others. I mean what would are children do if we did not know how to open a capri sun??

By: Alicia

Alicia — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:52:51 +0000

Your blog is a choking hazard. I have just learned to never read any of your posts while eating or drinking. Seriously, you should put some sort of disclosure or notice from the surgeon general up there. I’m just sayin’.

By: Bubba's Sis

Bubba's Sis — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:24:07 +0000

Oh, those 80′s perms! What were our mothers thinking?!? No more perms for me. EVER. I don’t even color my hair – what you see is what you get.

(I do occasionally trim my bangs, only because I’m too cheap and lazy to go have someone do it for me! If I hold my mouth just right they turn out OK.)

By: Joanna

Joanna — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:57:38 +0000

You go girl! I can’t even put the straw in the Capri Sun without bending the straw all up! I usually break out a knife to start the hole for me! : )

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:34:50 +0000

Bwahahaha!!!

I can relate to so much of that.

By: April

April — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:06:06 +0000

See if only I had read this 8 years ago. I too cut my own hair as a pre-teen, of course it was a horrible cut…that I quickly blamed on my sister, who was 2 years younger…”why did YOU let me do this…” I had wet my bangs…stretched them WAY down on my face…and cut them with sewing scissors…above my fingers..not BELOW..so they were about 1/4 of an inch long, or short…not sure how to say that! But see I didn’t end with me. When my oldest was about 2, I decided that paying (all of $8) for a haircut was not necessary, so I decided to cut, actually BUZZ his hair. Not with clippers, NO, I used a beard and mustache trimmer. YEP! He of course was NOT still, so, he was the only 2 year old I have ever seen with a comb-over. It was pitiful! But I decided then, that I was not a stylist either. But I, like you am a pro at many things. I am a professional eater, and breather, you should see me, I can inhale followed by exhaling without even thinking about it! And trip, I do this almost EVERY time I walk-PRO! My best professional quality would most definitely have to be BLINKING, it is amazing just how well I do it!