I know I amazed y’all with my first Patented project.
The Vented Chicken: It was awesome.
Well. Apparently my genius is not limited.
Because our last trip with our toddler, sparked a new idea.
We have a couple of rules in the car. Number One: Keep the toddler buckled. Number Two: Keep her happy.
The first one is non-negotiable. The second is more elusive. We all know the pain of a screaming child, so we try. We offer lollipops, toys, band-aids, DVD’s.
Even though we have been working on weaning the pacifier, at one point, it became our last resort.
But after dropping it into the abyss of our crowded mini-van countless times, I nearly lost my Salvation and broke an all-important bone, called My Spine, leaning over the seats searching for it.
We needed a miracle.
My hubby holds it in his hand (while driving carefully, of course):
We reached a new level of pathetic parenting with this, but it worked.
Rope tied to Pacifier: Patent Pending
In celebration of MckMama’s ‘Not Me’ Monday, I DID NOT do any of the above, it was only created for your reading pleasure.