I was nearly done getting ready in the bathroom. I was just finishing up my makeup before I tackled errands and doctor appointments with my kids. My 4 year old was playing next to me and decided to offer me an impromptu dance.
I watched from the corner of eye and applauded at all the right places.
“I think that deserves a kiss!” I said of her unique improvisational dance.
She closed her eyes, leaned in and puckered.
Before I could turn around, she put her hands over her mouth.
“That was a prickly kiss!” she said.
“Oh, did I shock you?” I questioned.
“No, it was just your mustache.”
Botox and now this?
I’m sensing a theme here.