UPDATED with winners: Comments 303 and 72 were randomly selected; congrats to Rachel & Lori.
If you’ve ever caught vomit with your hands.
If you’ve ever considered a trip to Target alone a mini-vacation.
If you’ve ever told a group of adults you need to go potty.
If you’ve ever hidden in the bathroom to talk on the phone.
If you’ve ever had a funeral for a cricket or pulled a soggy lizard from the washing machine.
If you’ve ever used your own spit to clean a face or adjust a wild cowlick.
If you’ve ever thanked God for Magic Erasers.
If you’ve ever hidden chocolate in the house.
If you’ve ever lied to children.
If you’ve ever shaken a pile of crumbs from your purse.
If you wouldn’t trade your unpaid job for all the money in the world.
If you’re not a mom, you certainly had one
And she (you) deserves to be celebrated! Mother’s Day will be here before you know it. Mothers are beautiful and they deserve a bit of beauty.
Today, in honor of the women who make the world go round, The Vintage Pearl is offering two $50 gift certificates!
Take a look around and tell me what you’d give a mom (yourself included) in your life. And for fun, fill in the ____.
You might be a mom if . . .
This giveaway ends Thursday.