If the highlight of your 7 hour drive to Oklahoma is listening to Tim Hawkin’s CD, Pretty Pink Tractor.
If you’re proud your 5 year old has learned the words to the best song on the CD, Shave What You Need to Shave (a parody of this song).
If you start off the grandparent’s 50th wedding anniversary celebration with a clay pigeon shoot in the pasture.
If there was a line.
If you’re attacked by a swarm of biting gnats and have the itchy whelps to prove it, but still don’t go inside.
If you hide behind the truck when the guns are going off because you’re a city girl and you don’t want to die.
If your husband is tickled you agree to shoot a 12 gauge shotgun for the first time.
If said shotgun gives quite a kick and a bruise and your husband finds this new development sexy.
If you have a family tick check.
If you expect chocolate gravy for breakfast.
If you sit around with family and tell snake stories.
You might be a redneck if you wouldn’t trade any of it.