Name That Photo Winners

Y’all are hilarious.
I need to make a mental note to have Caption Contests whenever I need to laugh.
It’s been one of those weeks.
Here are some of my favorites:

“Mom put this picture up to take attention away from the image of her in a Cow Costume” by Gina 
“Frugal Dishwashing” by Eden
“I blog for chocolate” by Sharon
“The Proof is in the Pudding” by Lisa
“Twilight-schmilight” by Don Martelli 

And the winner is……..
“Everything’s better covered in chocolate” by Lisa

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Name that Photo Contest

If you were this photo, what would your name be?
Winner gets a month of free advertising on my sidebar! A million dollar value. (Well, it could be if I raised my prices a little, actually for now it’s a $60 value). Winner can advertise their blog, store, friend’s blog, church, cousin’s Etsy shop, etc. As long as it’s family-friendly, you choose!)
This contest closes Wednesday.
Do you have a giveaway that would make the perfect holiday gift? October is booked and I have limited spots in the months of November & December, so email me to secure a date! Please note that I have changed my giveaway policy.

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Don’t Do Crack Winners

Well. The name this photo contest was just plain old fun.
Y’all are hilarious.
I laughed so hard at your funny captions! 
It was not easy picking a favorite, but I’m choosing:
“Hanes HER Way” by Kimberly  I hope you enjoy your post-it set! I’m also throwing in a brand new copy of The White Trash Mom Handbook by Michelle Lamar!
Here are some other favorites I decided to honorably mention:
“Does my butt look big….out of these jeans?” by ShEiLa
“The stair master isn’t all it’s cracked up to be” by Suzanne
“The future TLC’s “What Not To Wear” star by Christine
“Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!” by Kelly
“So I understand the plumbing problem is upstairs m’am?” by Marcy
“Bring up the rear” by Bree
“Now we know who really wears the pants in the family” by Gary Porter
“Over the shoulder boulder holder” by Bonnie
In an effort to de-lurk my blog, I offered a special bonus prize to the last comment before I shut down the contest. You’ll also be receiving a copy of Michelle’s book!  Because if Mom’s Christmas panties as toddler t-shirt, doesn’t scream WHITE TRASH, I don’t know what does!
Last comment prize goes to: Katie, Kevin & Kids, who said:
Dropping in from Lurkerville :)
How about…

“She is THAT toddler!”

See? It pays to de-lurk!
And just so y’all know I play fair, I’m also tossing in a small consolation prize to comment number one, Mandy C!
Stay tuned, you might just see another one of these contests! I’ll wait until I really need a good laugh!

Name This Photo Contest

Okay, y’all. I’m trying something new!

Submit a caption for this picture:
(She may or may not be wearing a pair of my underwear around her neck.
I’ll never admit to it.)
I will choose the best caption and the winner will WIN A SET of four post-it pads (from Pretty Bitter) that say: I Will Do One Thing Today.
My note will say, “Put a lock on my undergarment drawer.”
P.S. I’m trying to draw out the people who don’t comment!! I’ll throw in a bonus prize to the 321st commenter on this post! (who am I kidding?) to the last comment before I close this post down! 
Come on lurkers, don’t let me down!
Winner will be announced whenever I get around to it.
Comments are now closed. I’ll announce the winners soon!